They say that she is a whore from the eastern seas because she knows every man underneath her lash. It’s been said that she has had them all finish onto her left hand.
Only Catholic Queens and the Princess of Monaco can wear white in the presence of the Pope. Le privilège du blanc. The Pope is hardly ever left-handed.
Lefty is a lover. Lefty feels foreign. Lefty is a virgin. It feels like a tarantula that crawls its way into a hairy lap and makes love to the engorged loins. The brain knows it’s attached but it still feels like it’s discovering new land.